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Marlene Mckinnon's Journal

Buck up and Suck it up

27 July
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My name's Marlene Mckinnon. I'm a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I pride myself in studying to be an auror.

I challenge you to ever figure out if I'm serious about what I'm saying or not. Chances are if I'm complimenting your poetry, I'm not.

I know I come off as kind of...I don't know..."homicidal," but I'm really not. I have sarcasm that's so extreme at times I even confuse myself. I get along with people just fine as long as they aren't wankers, gits, sods, pricks, prats or slags. Honestly, I don't want to grind you up and stomp on you, but if you make me, I will. A fine way to make me would be making fun of my hair, so that's fair warning.

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